Babies.. So True

I got this email from one of my sis in christ. She got 3 kids and she find it so true and after myself read it, I have to agreed with some as well..

• MOMMY'S CLOTHES

1st Baby : You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.

2nd Baby : You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd Baby : Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

• PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH

1st Baby : You practise your breathing religiously.

2nd Baby : You don't bother practising because you remember that last time,breathing didn't do a thing!

3rd Baby : You ask for an epidural in your 8th month pregnancy.

• THE LAYETTE
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  1st Baby : You prewash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
  2nd Baby : You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
• 3rd Baby : Boys can wear pink, can't they?

• WORRIES

1st Baby : At the first sign of distress, a whimper, a frown .....you pick up the baby.

2nd Baby : You pick the baby up when his/her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd Baby : You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

• PACIFIER

1st Baby : If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home,wash and boil it.

2nd Baby : When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice fromthe baby's bottle.

3rd Baby : You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in

• DIAPERING

1st Baby : You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.

2nd Baby : You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd Baby : You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.

• ACTIVITIES

1st Baby : You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing and Baby Story Hour.

2nd Baby : You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.

3rd Baby : You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.

• GOING OUT

1st Baby : The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.

2nd Baby : Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number whereyou can be reached.

3rd Baby : You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

• AT HOME

1st Baby : You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd Baby : You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking or hitting the baby.

3rd Baby : You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

• SWALLOWING COINS

1st Child : When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd Child : When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.

3rd Child : When third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from his allowance!!

• PHOTOGRAPHS

1st Baby : You get your baby's photograph taken professionally every three months.

2nd Baby : You get your baby's photograph taken professionally on his or her birthday every year.
3rd Baby : Looked just like the other two, so why bother?

(The older the parents are,the funnier this is!!!) Hahaha!!!!