I got this email from one of my sis in christ. She got 3 kids and she find it so true and after myself read it, I have to agreed with some as well..
- MOMMY'S CLOTHES
1st Baby : You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.
2nd Baby : You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd Baby : Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
- PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH
1st Baby : You practise your breathing religiously.
2nd Baby : You don't bother practising because you remember that last time,breathing didn't do a thing!
3rd Baby : You ask for an epidural in your 8th month pregnancy.
- THE LAYETTE
1st Baby : You prewash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd Baby : You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.- 3rd Baby : Boys can wear pink, can't they?
- WORRIES
1st Baby : At the first sign of distress, a whimper, a frown .....you pick up the baby.
2nd Baby : You pick the baby up when his/her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd Baby : You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
- PACIFIER
1st Baby : If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home,wash and boil it.
2nd Baby : When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice fromthe baby's bottle.
3rd Baby : You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in
- DIAPERING
1st Baby : You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd Baby : You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd Baby : You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
3rd Baby : You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
- ACTIVITIES
1st Baby : You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing and Baby Story Hour.
2nd Baby : You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd Baby : You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
- GOING OUT
1st Baby : The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd Baby : Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number whereyou can be reached.
3rd Baby : You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
- AT HOME
1st Baby : You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd Baby : You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking or hitting the baby.
2nd Baby : You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking or hitting the baby.
3rd Baby : You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
- SWALLOWING COINS
1st Child : When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd Child : When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for coin to pass.
3rd Child : When third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from his allowance!!
- PHOTOGRAPHS
1st Baby : You get your baby's photograph taken professionally every three months.
2nd Baby : You get your baby's photograph taken professionally on his or her birthday every year.
3rd Baby : Looked just like the other two, so why bother?
3rd Baby : Looked just like the other two, so why bother?
(The older the parents are,the funnier this is!!!) Hahaha!!!!